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letmelickyournipples:

my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times 

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

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princeowl:

when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning

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pornolympics:

i’m a fragile little bumble bee please do not hurt my feelings

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vvaddles:

vvaddles:

club penguin is the only thing i have left

nevermind

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narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

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