*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents
clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking