lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

(via outrights)

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
image

(Source: basedgosh, via hotboyproblems)

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

(via fake-mermaid)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via outrights)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via hotboyproblems)