repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

(via 69shadesofgray)

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via hotboyproblems)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via fake-mermaid)

catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

(via outrights)

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

(via fake-mermaid)

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via outrights)